It Is

A youthful figure is something you get when you ask an older woman her age.

— U.S. Naval Depot, Ogden.

Closely Watched

Minister: “I do wish I could think of some way to make the members of the congregation pay attention to me when I’m preaching.”

Son: “Why don’t you put the clock right behind the pulpit?”

GOOD QUESTION:

WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?